Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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