Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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