from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Are we still banned from the library?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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