I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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