so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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