Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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