is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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