i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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