I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I understand Curling. That high.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
