Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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