Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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