How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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