I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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