I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
