dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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