Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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