It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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