somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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