Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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