Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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