I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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