Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
All the doctor said was why
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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