I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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