I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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