I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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