Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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