ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This house was built for laser tag.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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