oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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