Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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