Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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