At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You were trust falling into bushes
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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