But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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