Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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