Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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