some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
