My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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