idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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