Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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