Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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