I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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