Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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