I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
