K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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