So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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