And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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