There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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