the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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