He is an equal opportunity slut.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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