"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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