I'm gonna have a badass scar
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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