We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Randomize
